In the near future, cutesy but stoic little puppy bunny furball heads will rule the planet. They will enslave our hands and make us play typing games. "130 words per minute? Pitiful. Repeat....283 words per minute? Pitiful. Repeat...You mispelled tatterdemalion. Prepare for death." Because these puppy bunny furball heads remain tacit they will send electric charges directly to our brains via USB ports (minimum requirement: USB 2.0) that deliver the message to continue typing out words that are highlighted...in our MINDS!
This Get Down entry is brought to you by the letter Y and Crazy Pills, America's favorite over-the-counter halucinogen.
4 comments:
"is this a subtle way of letting the world know what you want for your birthday coming up next month"
well, when i blew out candles last year, i really did wish my hands wouldn't get so cold while i typed...
I like them crazy pills mang.
i was hoping there'd be a word for "puppet fetish," so i could make a perverted joke about your entry.
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