At least one...

I'm not sure what to make of this one yet. It's a follow-up to last year's First Asian Boy, which apparently didn't work because this track has less boasting and more beseeching (GRE word! someone's taking Kaplan). But I suppose "...at least $#&% one" is still a better line than "I'll pay you for it." I can't wait to see what lubetube music video comes out next summer. I predict we'll see George Takei on a Casio keyboard using the maracas preset while singing "thank goodness I prefer guys, otherwise I wouldn't get anyyyy. My hetero bros can't get girls, that's why they're drowning in hennyyy..." Le sigh.

Eggroll and Two Dumplings...Huzzzahhh

I dedicate this to my teenage cuzin who complains to his dad that all the Asian girls go after white guys. Rock on, cuzin, rock on.

And to crossover guys all over the world, yes we can.



"like Dante Basco on old black shows"...Ashley Banks, I'm looking at you.