Fun with Online Communication Questions of the Day

Does Will Smith run a secret wordpress where he writes entries as "I Am The Legend of Blogger Vance"?

Does Parker Brothers run a live journal about board games under the name "Bloggle"?

Does Oscar-winning director of Crouching Tiger and Brokeback Mountain post online about how he's a fuckup in life as "xAnga Lee"?

Does the wife a former Democratic Vice President tweet constant status updates about the environment as "Twipper Gore"?

Can I instant message the rehab reject, black-soul imitating singer "AIMeeWinehouse" and tell her to lay off the smack?

Is America's Best Dance Crew as articulate with their words as they are with their bodies when they live journal as the "Jabbabloggeez"?

Can I find the twitter page of London white-boy rapper under the name "The STweets"?

Does the baddest badass in history Chuck Norris send SMS messages as "Walker Textas Ranger"? The only text you will ever get from Chuck Norris is 'Look behind you.' This is also the last text you will ever get.

Can I friend the dejected Giants wide receiver "Plaxo-co Burress" over an online social networking site and remind him to keep the safety on?

Does the pope only follow one person on Twitter because he believes in "monotweetism"? However, that's a concept I still don't understand because the 'one' person is really three people updating. He says that I just need to have faith in the "Holy Tweetnity."

Terxicon Ticalstandardization Question of the Day

If the word 'blog' is derived from the compound word 'web-log,' then why don't we call electronic mail 'icmail' or google mail 'glemail'? Why not rename instant messenger 'ant messenger' or the web-log atmosphere the 'gatmosphere'? What I'm saying is that the English language's treatment of internet and computer-related (terrelated) contractions is harshly inconsistent causing mass confusion (assconfusion). Why does no grammatical standardization (ticalstandardization) exist yet? It's the 21st Century, linguistic authorities (ticties), it's time for Obama-like change (ma like change)--you know, the rehtoric-heavy (cheavy) and lyrically precise (llycise) kind--for the rules of the computer lexicon (terxicon). Come on (meon) Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary (amster neonary), lay down (yown) the law already (weady). That way web log authors (g hors) like myself (myself) will refrain from (rainrom) writing innane entries (neentries) like these on ridiculous topics (uspics) like the ticalstandardization of terxicon merely to take up (keup) virtual space (ualace) on their (neir) pointless blogs (ssogs).

BLOGzzahut!

oops, i blogged my pants!

I will blog all over your face!

ay papi, blog me harder!

you got a blog in your teef.

can i get the blog over rice?

i'm completely bloggled.

blog, blog/it's big, it's better, it's wood/blog, blog/it's better than bad, it's good!

get down and do the blog!

blogs go home!

damn, you really blogged her!

hoy, you want blog?

it's hot as blogs out here!

she got nice blogs.

Beware! The Blllloooogggg!!!

Does Blog exist? Do you believe in Blog?