The Definitive Definition of PWNED

Dear POTUS B-HO,

Please make this guy your PWNED Czar. Maybe he can help us PWN Kim Jong-il by catapulting Dikembe Mutombo into the stratosphere so he can smack those missiles out of the air. He would then perform his obligatory finger-wag and get called for an automatic technical. That would be some massive geopolitcal PWNage.

Either that or stamp a permanent red-ink "PWNED" on Sarah Palin's face.

The end.

Sincerely,
Boogie Brown