What does it mean to have my cake and eat it too? Honestly, is it even my cake if I'm not eating it with my mouth? What do I do with a cake that I'm not eating, stare at it? Try to absorb it's spirit with my mind? Dig into it looking for a nail file to help me break through these prison bars?Does this phrase also imply that since eating my own cake is uncommon, I eat cakes that aren't mine? Why would I eat other people's cakes? Why does this phrase accuse me of being some sort of cake-thief? That's just absurd. Is "cake-thief" just a euphemism for calling me a lecherous fatass with hot-dog-like fingers? As if I went around the table and started eating everyone else's cake, without of course eating my own, 'cuz I only sniff mine so I can remember the scent and find it's counterparts to eat.
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this is the first time i've read your blog. you're funny redondo. but now i have a headache - might be your fault. stay up!
Well "Banks" from Mighty Ducks was not just an eater-of-other-cakes. He, in fact, was a general and all encompassing "cake-eater" (as were all of those who played for the Hawks). As far as lecherous eating habits, I encourage you to consult him...or Coach Bombay.
i totally had a post about this back in the day...biter.
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