A Random Survey of Facebook Statuses (or is it stati?)

Cornelius is baking blueberry muffins for his muffin :)

Wyatt is OMFG! Another STD?!

Geneva is conventioning...

Mortimer is eating baby corn...Is this what it feels like to be a giant?

Chastity is wondering how many times she can make her birth name ironic in one night.

Wolfgang is thinks facebook is terribly pedestrian. aSmallWorld here I come!

Percy just jizzed my pants watching Wolfgang swallow a pickle!

Anastasia hopes her cookie doesn't take away her muffins after he finds out I gave Wyatt herpes.

Koramina is snickering at the term "stimulus package."

Dante is in hell right now.

Abraham thinks God is mean :(

Hannah has never actually been to Montana before.

The Brian needs to get compensated for his talents...