Monday, January 12, 2009

Poetry for the Monday Morning Quarterback


eli you punk ass
thanks for ruining oh nine
do you have autism?

and thanks to you plax
for giving black on black crime
new meaning, genius

donovan mcnabb
your whole name takes up one line
of football haiku

long john covered legs
feels like a lover's embrace
if lover was dwarf

"sartorial" means
related to fashion, clothes
i learned today

the haiku above
has no connection with sports
just being pedant

2 comments:

Unknown said...

hahaha@ donovan mcnabb

Le--o An---tho--ny
Es--cla--mado is
my name in haiku

Unknown said...

for the BCS lovers:

I said it's GURREAT
to be a FLO-RI-DA CHAMP
GA-TOR, I said it's..

The B-C-S is
still a mess because
there is still utah. (or)
there are good 'ole boys.