I wonder how many times George, I mean John, McCain has thought about casting his rod into Palin's Alaskan front. She's like a less attractive Tina Fey...without the humor...and without the pro-choiceness...and without Tracy Morgan ("Liz Lemonnn!").EDIT
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Caption: McSame says, "damn, I wanna tap her youthful base. I wanna drill her oil reserve. I wanna fill her oval office!"
Palin says, "jerry atric over here keeps calling me by the wrong name. I hope his pacemaker gives. He smells like old balls."
