(sung to the tune of Smelly Cat by Phoebe Buffay)
Moneycaaat
Mooooneycat
what are they feeeding you?
luckycaaat
luckyycat
it's not your faaault
sexy. sassy. sad. gold.
What can I say folks? We're in a recession. I need a lover that brings me luck and money, not one that I have to spend money on.
Stay tuned for the next round of 'Who Should I Date?' where we match up your ex-girlfriend against your current girlfriend.
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