Today, much to my surprise, I walked into the bathroom to find a roll of toilet paper standing atop the bathroom scale, and I thought to myself, "Damn, even toilet paper is trying to watch its weight!" I guess I would be self-conscious too if that many people shat on me everyday.
While pondering toilet paper's body image problems, I was abruptly interrupted when it yelled, "Don't you know how to knock?? How would you like it if I walked in on you naked???"
I replied, "C'mon it's not like you've never seen my bare ass before...Don't be so coarse TP. You're weight's not a problem. Everyone loves your rolls."
2 comments:
just because you've met one roll of toilet paper, that doesn't mean you know them all.
sure, they all look the same. TO YOU. racist.
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