Monday, November 24, 2008

Sexual Predator Nomenclature Question of the Day

J: we did end up going to the place in the Wynn but lots of older folks/cougars up in their club

me:
cougarlicious!

J: not sure if thats your cup of tea, but YOTG go for it (if they are asian, they are bengal tigers)

me: it's cougar hunting season...my sex panther cologne will definitely lure them to the young-man-flesh

me: so is there a parallel term for older men that prey on younger women or are they just considered normal?

J:
not that i know of...although theres a spot in dc that older guys hang out at to pick up younger women...called viagra triangle

me: it's said that ships are lost there forever

me: maybe the old guy that chases young women is a Viagrasaurus Rex...he may be a dinosaur but he's ravenous and foaming at the mouth

J: beware the unforgiving grip of his dentures!

J: Diaper Daddy!



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