In the not too distant future, ramen-cooking robots will be responsible for spitting in your soup. Spit will come in the flavor of motor oil. Instead of finding a band-aid in your meal, you'll find a piece of duct tape. Then a panhandler will enter the restaurant. His name is Johnny 5 and he just wants some input. More input. And while the jukebox is playing Digital Getdown by N-Synchronized, please refrain from doing the robot. That's just as bad as donning blackface and doing a tapdance. However, at the end of your nourishment session, you can finally, proudly say "Domo arigato, Mister Roboto!" without coming off as a racist prick (or should I say screw?).
5 comments:
Yes, you do seem to have incredible foresight in regards to Kyoto. Do these spitting robots serve up a nice bowl of "spit pea soup"? I would tip them generously with a good spray of WD-40, if so.
i would take spit pea soup over cream of sum young guy any day.
do not disassemble johnny 5!
do not disassemble johnny 5!
robots that make soup. heh
pretty cool..
but.. soup that makes robots!
That's something special.
btw...
who's johnny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louxfd-_ieI
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