Do you ever drink tea and forget that the teabag is still in the mug so when you reach the final drop you mistakenly get a soggy sack of leaves in your mouf? Yeah, that never happens to me either.Have you ever asked a portly man with more back hair than your Aunt Bob for a teabag and gotten a miffed response complete with flared nostrils instead? Yup, didn't think so.
Do you ever go to a pool party and jump into the hot tub wearing shorts that are actually a mess of tea leaves strapped to your body and ask people "who wants some chai?" Of course not, I would never do that either.
Have you ever brought a boiling pot of Jasmine and a set of cute porcelain cups with smiley faces on them to a basketball practice declaring that "There's no I in TEAM but there sure is TEA"? That's preposterous, and I highly doubt any of us would take the time out to carry out such a ridiculous visual pun.
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